Me : Penang is not big enuf for both of us
She : Did he text back?
Me : haha no
She : Guess he doesn't love you!
Am waiting... sigh.
Need to pee again, think I have bladder problem!
Me : Hold your breath, that might help.
You'd pass out of course and your pee will come out,
but then you'd be unconscious and won't be embarassed.
Me : Does my logic frighten you with its accuracy?
She : I have to say this... Ur a crazy bitch but I love u regardless.
Me : You a.l.w.a.y.s insist on making me cry! Whyyyyy? Love you too, pee wee
She : Do you miss me yet?
Me : By the way, these texts are being recorded on my blog
for customer service improvement purposes.
Answer = Yes.
Issue resolved by milk cow.
Is there anything else i can help you with?
*aja returns to office bearing choc croissants*
Me to Blue : Thank you for the croissants. Penang is always open to you.
Blue: My pleasure, enjoy. I come in love, not war.
Me to Blue: My eyes are brown.
Blue: OK, mine r blue. My arms r brown and my legs r white. Mental mon
Aja to Blue: She doesn't understand u.
i have to translate your texts. its not fair.
i don't want the competition. me or her.. Choose!