The cock and the pussy are like jigsaw puzzles.
So really, we can all relax. Because a girl who doesn't fit quite right (read: loose), may not have been the village bicycle. And guys... what is the perfect size? I mean, really! (Aaron: It's okay about the small webos, we understand).
Lesbian couples already know this, or at least, this lesbian couple does.
It's really about finding two pieces that match - like fitting the pieces of a puzzle together, be it a dick, a dildo, a chicken drumstick or a cucumber.
Sometimes the best match isn't even cock-like or pussy-like... as those of us who much prefer clitorial stimulation to penetration will attest.
SO FIND YOUR PUZZLE PIECE TODAY!
Take a photo, submit it on this blog and WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!!!
PS: For naughty 'novelties' and kinky outfits... comment or email me and I'll send you a catalogue.
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Found that piece of jigsaw puzzle fit. If only I have access to it as often as I would like it. - Hah! Unbelieveable. Until another good one comes along, this "piece" will be marked - the BEST!
ReplyDelete*chuckle* you're the only entry so far, you may just be the winner of the limited edition, one-time only... surPRIZE!
ReplyDeletewhat to do? hee hee.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, additional comments - both clitorial stimulation & penetration at the same time = SYIOK!
>.<
ReplyDeletehow many ways can you cause nose bleeding again?
too many ways my friend
ReplyDeleteyes i kinda noticed. is shirl hot?
ReplyDeleteTo quote the niggahs drinkin their juice in the hood:
ReplyDeleteHey! It aint the size of the boat, but its the motion, in the ocean!
To quote Jobe after reading this post:
No fair! Dauhu can be shaped to fit any puzzle!
Shirl is a BABE man.
ReplyDeleteErm...Babe the pig?
ReplyDeleteu nasty little twat
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