Me : Why did the guy with one arm cross the road?
Sylvia : He left his arm behind?
Me : To go to the SECOND HAND STORE.
:-))))))))))))))
Sylvia : >.<
Sylvia : Have you had coffee yet?
WTF????? IT'S A GOOD JOKE!
Friday, May 20, 2005
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Q: how did this guy lose his other arm?
ReplyDeleteA: It was the one-arm bandit that got him.
More corn than Nelson's
cheers
HAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteThat's Cool!!!!
Then there was this other guy who lost his left arm and leg in the war. He met a friend up in church, asked him "So how are you?"
He replied.., "Oh,... I'm all right"
NYUK NYUK NYUK
The Cornelius genes are running strong and hard on this one
ReplyDelete"LOOK AT THAT!" said the blind man to the deaf child...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteAn 8-year old boy was at the beach with his parents.
ReplyDeleteBoy: Mummy, mummy! there's a lady walking around naked!
Daddy: Where? Where?
bish! BOFF! slap!
I reckon it's a good idea to isolate all the corny jokes in one place, kinda like what medieval people used to do with lepers.
LOL
ReplyDeleteI think I've opened up a portal of doom.
A dead joke graveyard
ReplyDelete