Friday, May 27, 2005

My Baby's Love Affair

Yes, ___ is having an affair... and not behind my back either! The other day at the movies, I caught her winking.... at my LEFT BOOB!!!

I turned away confused, pretending it didn't happen. She did the same. And then she asked, "You saw me wink at your left breast?"

"Yeah! What's up with that?" I replied

She shrugged, "I dunno. Just felt like doing it."

STRANGE

So I've decided that my left breast has earned its status as an individual entity. It's name is Chigger.
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17 comments:

  1. Edgar "Jobe" GasperJune 01, 2005 11:09 pm

    i had a comment, but it got killed by 'Chigger'...

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  2. GaylebaitJune 02, 2005 11:21 am

    Chigger is ruthless.
    Chigger is an assassin.
    DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!!!

    She even has her own battlescar, the bitch!

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  3. UnknownJune 02, 2005 12:14 pm

    Chigger sounds scary-lah dey.

    Would Chigger's twin be an exact opposite, or do we have Double Trouble happening here?

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  4. Edgar "Jobe" GasperJune 03, 2005 1:42 pm

    Tis not double trouble, no...

    Its more like the Sith, cept lets call them the Tith(with a silent 'h')...Always will there be a Master, and an apprentice.

    li'll righty be the apprentice.
    Chigger be the Dark Tith Lord.

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  5. UnknownJune 03, 2005 3:03 pm

    Good thanks Jobe...

    I was happy with a mental picture of Ginger & Brigitte - you know, the werewolf twins - and you have to take that path, right down the dark side.

    Haiyooooooo *slaps forehead*

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  6. Edgar "Jobe" GasperJune 06, 2005 7:51 am

    wellll...apologies for that foux pass dude...semi-fanboy here u know...didnt know you were goin that way ;)

    But if its the fur, then maybe you could settle for a couple of evil Ewoks instead!!

    *slaps your forehead too*

    :D

    ...and since were on topic, Gayle, is Chigger hairy like Capes' nips are?
    That would truly be wicked!

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  7. UnknownJune 06, 2005 3:41 pm

    Dey... Jobe, I reckon the werewolf twins are cute and look good together (when they're not being werewolves); but of course you have to walk on the wild side lah bro...

    tsk tsk tsk
    *shakes head*
    *bandage on forehead*

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  8. Edgar "Jobe" GasperJune 07, 2005 6:19 am

    RAWRRR!
    *purrRRRRrrr*

    Oooo, u mean when theyre NOT doin the hairy bit...*phew* :P

    Stil doesnt answer my question if chiggers a tweelek type or just plain ol wookie...

    also not sure, but i think im gonna get hurt for this...

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  9. GaylebaitJune 07, 2005 5:36 pm

    You guys having a love affair or something? Take it elsewhere man, bloody gays.

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  10. GaylebaitJune 07, 2005 5:36 pm

    Yes Edgar, you will be hurt.

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  11. GaylebaitJune 07, 2005 5:37 pm

    About the hair... ask Aaron, he's seen em in full glory.

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  12. GaylebaitJune 07, 2005 5:37 pm

    NOW does your brain hurt?

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  13. AnonymousJune 07, 2005 5:39 pm

    I

    AM

    NOT

    IMPRESSED

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  14. AnonymousJune 07, 2005 5:40 pm

    Rightie has no name, because there is no rightie. I killed rightie. Killed it till it died. Now... there is only CHIGGER.

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  15. EagletJune 07, 2005 5:42 pm

    hey how come I havent seen your tits?like naked i mean?
    can I make a date, but not with Chigger,CHigger scares me, as does Chucky.

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  16. AnonymousJune 07, 2005 5:48 pm

    Is Chigger short for Chinese Nigger?
    Cos if it is, you got issues la babe...

    U know da niggah rapper 50 cents, well..Chigger looks more like 5 cents...

    ...oops...did i let the kat out of the bag...

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  17. GaylebaitJune 07, 2005 5:50 pm

    no no, kat was in a wardrobe but she's out now.

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