iPod myPOD

This is the greatest and best poem in the world... TRIBUTE... to AJA

She comes back from her holiday,
All tanned, shiny and gay,
I tell her about my iPOD
And she's like... NO WAY

"Please, Please can I have one too?"
"Tell ___, I'll be true"
"I'll paint my toenails blue"
"I'll stick to her like glue"
"Rigah-goo-goo"

No babe, I'm sorry to say
She's just not into you that way
Besides, I know you're not gay
So yeah... No Way

But I'll play the songs you like to hear
And I'll cry with you when you feel a tear
appear because you don't have the gear
to listen to cool songs (1,500) from ear to ear

Not like I can
when I'm in a jam
or even when I'm
dumping in the can.

MUAH HAHAHAH